Advanced Squashing: Black Hole Bypassing

When dealing with the existential threat of a black hole, one must be prepared to think outside the box. Or in this case, outside the event horizon.

Here are some advanced techniques for bypassing the black hole's grasp:

• Gravitational Wave Surfing
• Wormhole Tunnelling
• Quantum Fluctuation Jumping

Disclaimer

These techniques are purely theoretical and not actually recommended. In fact, they're probably a bad idea. Don't try this at home, or in a black hole.