Gravitational Wave Forming: The Advanced Squashing Technique

Because you asked for it, here's the guide

Gravitational wave forming is an art form that requires precision, patience, and a hint of madness. It's like trying to squish a jellyfish through a keyhole while juggling chainsaws.

Here's a step-by-step guide to mastering this most noble of squashing arts:

Step 1: Prepare the Waveform

First, you need a waveform. Any waveform will do, but we recommend the classic sinusoidal. It's like a good ol' wave, but with more wave.

Next: Wave Amplification

Step 2: Wave Amplification

Once you've got your waveform, it's time to amplify it. Think of it as a game of 'Simon Says' for waves. You say 'Wave', and then you wave.

Then: Wave Reflection

Step 3: Wave Reflection

Now you've got a nice, amplified wave. Time to reflect it off the nearest surface. Think of it as a cosmic game of 'ping-pong'.

Finally: Wave Interference

Step 4: Wave Interference

And finally, you've reached the pinnacle of squashing. It's like a cosmic game of ' Simon says' all over again. You say 'Wave', and the universe says 'Wave not'.