Advanced Squashing Techniques: Squash the Enemy

When the going gets tough, the tough get squashing. Learn how to squish your foes like a pro with our expert guide.

But don't just take our word for it! Read on to discover the secrets of:

• Advanced Lobotomization
• Ultrasonic Wavering
• Gravitational Wave Squashing

Or, for those who prefer a more... unconventional approach:

• Quantum Entanglement Squashing
• Chaotic Disorder Squashing

And, because you asked for it:

Remember, a good squasher always stays one step ahead of the enemy. Now go forth and squish!