Phantom Particle Squash: The Art of Squashing What Ain't There
In this chapter, we'll delve into the dark arts of squashing particles that aren't even there. It's like trying to swat a ghost, but with more math.
- Squash the null particle: A particle so elusive, it's not even a particle. But don't let that stop you.
- Quantum entanglement: It's like trying to hold hands with a particle that's not even in the same room as you.
- Phantom frequency squashing: Where you try to squish a particle that's not even on the same wavelength as you. It's like trying to tune into a radio station that's not even broadcasting.
- Particle phase squashing: Squishing a particle that's not even in phase with reality. It's like trying to catch a ball that's not even being thrown.