Squashing Like It's 1929

Advanced Squashing Techniques for the Modern Bug Catcher

When it comes to squashing, you don't just need a few tricks. No, no. You need a whole arsenal of tricks, and a good dose of quantum physics.

Here's a few techniques to get you started:

Chaos Squash : Harness the power of uncertainty principle to confuse and disorient your bugs.
Superposition Squash : Make your bugs exist in multiple places at once, and then... squash.
Entanglement Squash : Connect two or more bugs, and then... well, just squash them.

Remember, the key to quantum squashing is to never look directly at the bug. That's just not how it works.