Zero Gravity Trapping

Advanced Techniques

Trapping a bug in zero gravity is an art form. It requires patience, skill, and a healthy dose of paranoia.

Step 1: Wait for the Bug to Get Bored

  1. Leave the bug alone, it's just going to get more and more bored.
  2. Watch it wander around in zero gravity, getting increasingly frustrated.
  3. When it finally gets tired of itself, it's time to pounce!

Sub-Step 1: Create a Gravity Trap

You'll need something to trap the bug in. Maybe a giant hamster wheel? Or a tiny pit filled with laser beams.

Step 2: Wait for the Bug to Get Trapped

Once the bug is caught, wait for it to realize it's trapped.

Step 3: Taunt the Bug

Make fun of its misfortune. Tell it how it's not going anywhere.

Sub-Step 1: Create a Bug-Sized Mirror

Reflect its misery back at it. Make it feel like it's stuck in an infinite loop of despair.

And that's it! With these advanced techniques, you'll be the master of zero gravity trapping.

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