With the Gravitrap, you can catch even the slipperiest of particles! But first, you must understand the art of trapping in zero gravity. It's like trying to catch a greased pig on a treadmill.
Squashing in mid-air is the key to a successful Gravitrap. You see, in zero gravity, particles tend to get a bit...testy. They flail about like a fish on a pogo stick, making it hard to catch them. But fear not, dear squasher! For with the Gravitrap's patented Squash-O-Matic feature, you can catch even the most elusive of particles.
Squashomatic Calculations are a must for any serious squasher. Don't get caught in the trap - er, I mean, don't get left behind!
Gravitational Squashing Tips for the pros. Because, let's face it, you don't want to get stuck in the Gravitrap's vortex.
Gravitrap Tuneups are a must for any seasoned squasher. Keep your Gravitrap in top shape and catch those particles in no time!
Gravitrap Warranty - because even the best Gravitrap can't catch everything.
That's all for now, folks. Remember, practice makes perfect. Now, go forth and squash those particles!