Building the Gravitrap - Advanced Squashing Techniques

Chapter 3: Trapping the Unwary

With the Gravitrap, you can catch even the slipperiest of particles! But first, you must understand the art of trapping in zero gravity. It's like trying to catch a greased pig on a treadmill.

Squashing in Mid-Air

Squashing in mid-air is the key to a successful Gravitrap. You see, in zero gravity, particles tend to get a bit...testy. They flail about like a fish on a pogo stick, making it hard to catch them. But fear not, dear squasher! For with the Gravitrap's patented Squash-O-Matic feature, you can catch even the most elusive of particles.

Squashomatic Calculations are a must for any serious squasher. Don't get caught in the trap - er, I mean, don't get left behind!

Gravitational Squashing Tips for the pros. Because, let's face it, you don't want to get stuck in the Gravitrap's vortex.

Gravitrap Tuneups are a must for any seasoned squasher. Keep your Gravitrap in top shape and catch those particles in no time!

Gravitrap Warranty - because even the best Gravitrap can't catch everything.

That's all for now, folks. Remember, practice makes perfect. Now, go forth and squash those particles!