Welcome, bug catchers! Are you tired of catching bugs like they're going out of style? Do you yearn for a more...unconventional approach to bug squashing? Look no further! This guide is the pinnacle of bug catching innovation, featuring:
But be warned: these techniques are highly experimental and may result in the destruction of your productivity, relationships, and possibly your sanity.
The Bug Catcher's Guild is not responsible for any damage caused by the use of the methods and techniques described in this guide. Use them at your own risk!
Fine print: This guide is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually squish bugs without proper training.