Advanced Squashing

Are you ready to take your bug catching skills to the next level? This is the part of the guide where the stakes are high and the bugs are harder to find.

Step 1: Prepare to Face Your Fears

Before you can squish any bug, you must face the abyss that lies within. Meditate for 30 minutes, visualize your success, and practice your best "I'm not afraid of you, bug" face.

Continue to Step 1: Face Your Fears

Or, if you're feeling extra brave, you can try to tackle the fears that lie within. We recommend a good dose of bug spray and some soothing jazz music to calm the savage beast that is your bug catching soul.

Step 2: Choose Your Tools Wisely

You can't squish what you can't contain. Learn about the different tools of the trade and choose the one that best fits your bug squashing style. We recommend the tried and true, the trusty bug-net or the new kid on the block, the roach wagon.

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can try to whip up your own homemade tools. Just remember, a bug's got to be good, not just fast.

Step 3: Squish It Like You Mean It

It's time to put on your game face (or your bug catching face, we're not picky). Learn how to handle the pressure and come out on top. We recommend practicing your best "I'm not squishing you, you're just a bug" face in the mirror until you get it just right.

Continue to Step 3: Squish It Like You Mean It

Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, you can try to Squish It Like It Hurts Maybe. We're not judging. Much.

(Note: I've included links to fictional subpaths for you to explore, but be warned, the journey is long and the bugs are many.)