Article 1: The Bug is Always Right
Section 1.1: The Bug is the Ultimate Authority
Section 1.2: All Decisions are Subject to Bug Approval
Section 1.3: Bug-Induced Confusion is Not an Excuse for Delay
Article 2: Bug Reporting and Tracking
Section 2.1: Report All Bugs to the Bug Czar
Section 2.2: Use Bug-Tracking Software (but Not Too Much)
Section 2.3: Do Not Underreport Bugs (or You'll Face the Consequences)
Article 3: Bug-Related Consequences
Section 3.1: Repeated Bug-Induced Frustration May Lead to Career Impaction
Section 3.2: Bug-Related Stress May Cause Spontaneous Combustion (in extreme cases)
Section 3.3: Do Not Attempt to Fix a Bug While Under the Influence of Caffeine or Red Bull