Welcome to Bug Catcher's Guide to Quantum Leaper's Training Program

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Quantum Leaping Basics

Quantum Leaping is an advanced technique that allows prophets to jump between parallel universes. It's not for the faint of heart or those who enjoy a good cup of coffee.

To begin, one must first learn the basics of quantum mechanics and how to harness the energy of a thousand exploding suns.

Here are the steps to get you started:

  1. Master the art of quantum entanglement
  2. Learn to navigate the multiverse with ease
  3. Develop a taste for interdimensional travel sickness pills
  4. Practice leaping between universes while reciting Shakespearean sonnets

Advanced Techniques

Once you've mastered the basics, it's time to take your training to the next level. Here are some advanced techniques to help you leap further and faster:

  1. Quantum teleportation with style (includes a fancy mustache)
  2. Time-space continuum surfing
  3. Interdimensional parkour
  4. Quantum entanglement pirouettes

We hope you've found this guide helpful. Remember, quantum leaping is not a game for the faint of heart. Be careful out there.