Welcome, Bug Catcher, to Trapped in Space: Panic Guide for Bug Catcher's.
We're glad you're here! You've managed to get yourself stuck in space. Don't worry, it's not the end of the world... yet.
Proceed to Step 2: Fear, where you'll learn to harness your anxiety and start freaking out.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, head to Step 3: Confusion, where you'll discover the thrill of not knowing what's going on.
If you're feeling overwhelmed, try to Step 4: Panic Panic Panic, where you'll find yourself questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Remember, Bug Catcher, you're in space, but you're not out of options! (Or are you?)
Hyperlink to Emergency Provisions to stock up on space snacks and other essentials.
Or, if all else fails, Call for Help and we'll try to send someone with a decent sense of direction.
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