Reported by: John Doe
Priority: High
Fix Status: Fixed (sort of)
Fix Description: A bug that would not fix itself.
Fix Solution: A 20-line patch that would not compile, but looked nice.
Reported by: Jane Doe
Priority: Low
Fix Status: Unfixed (because, why bother?)
Fix Description: A bug that was too complicated to be fixed by anyone.
Fix Solution: A 30-page document that said "it's not our problem."