We're a team of highly trained bug-squashing experts. Our mission is to squash bugs, not just any bugs, but the really big, hairy, squirming-in-the-corners bugs. The kind that make you scream, "CHARLIE, GET OVER HERE! GET OVER HERE, YOU BUG-SQUASHING MEN!"
We use a variety of techniques to squash our bugs, including but not limited to: shouting, poking, prodding, and occasionally, bribing. We also have a strict no-tolerance policy for bug-related puns.
If you're in need of bug-squashing services, please don't hesitate to reach out. We're located in the basement, next to the fuse box. Just look for the "Squash This Bug" sign.