We use the most advanced, totally-not-buggy tools in the field to squish bugs like they're going out of style.
Ouristency Tools
Bug Squash 3000: Our flagship product for squishing bugs with precision and finesse.
Squishy: The ultimate bug-squishy utility belt for the modern bug squasher.
Bug-o-matic: Our automated bug-squishing solution for when you just can't squish that one last bug.
Our Bug-Squishing Methodology
We use a proprietary blend of science, art, and pure, unadulterated rage to squish bugs.
It's like a fine wine, it only gets better with time... and a good therapist.