Techniques for Recovery

When you've overused GitHub and your brain's a mess

Warning: the following techniques may cause further brain damage.

1. Code Redaction: a process of selectively deleting all your commits to start anew.

2. Merge Madness: where you merge unrelated issues to create a Frankenstein monster of a codebase.

3. Git-igation Therapy: talking to a mirror, hoping for a sympathetic ear.

4. Code Freeze: putting your project on ice, hoping for a miracle.

This response is a satirical take on overusing GitHub, with a focus on recovery techniques for those who have overindulged in the platform. The "techniques" listed are humorous takes on actual software development practices, but with a dash of irony and absurdity.