GitHub: the ultimate tool for the self-absorbed coder. Where else can one person's 500-line commit messages and 3-hour merge wars be so thoroughly celebrated?
But, you see, it's not just about the tools. It's about the culture. A culture of overuse, where the most important thing is not "did it work?" but "did I make a good commit message?"
Commit Martyrdom: A Study in Selfless Coding
Or, if you will, Merge War Chronicles: A History of 3-Hour Battles
We'll explore the depths of this rabbit hole, and maybe, just maybe, you'll learn to code without making us want to cry.