Noisy Neighbors are the Worst

Are you tired of being the office troublemaker, always making a racket and causing a ruckus? Do you delight in the art of making your coworkers' ears bleed with your incessant chatter?

We'll teach you the skills to take it to the next level. Learn the art of subtle yet potent noise making techniques that will drive your coworkers to the brink of madness.

Noisy Neighbors: A Case Study

Meet John, who works in the cubicle next to you. John loves to eat Cheetos. Like, seriously loves to eat Cheetos. He's always crunching away, the sound of those crunchy little corn chips driving you to the edge of sanity.

But John's not the only noisy neighbor you need to worry about. There's also Karen from HR, who insists on talking on her phone during meetings. And don't even get me started on Dave from Accounting, who's always tapping away on his keyboard like a madman.

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