Practical Applications of Advanced Squashing

By M. Pseudonym, Squashing Master

With the Science of Noise Making, you can now create the most ear-piercing, eye-blinding, and soul-shattering squashes the world has ever seen.

Read the Theory of Squashing for the underlying principles.

Explore Case Studies of real-world squashes.

Get your hands on squashing tools.

The Science of Noise Making is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.

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Be prepared to face the Consequences of Squashing.

// Squashing in JavaScript // (function() { squash = function(element) { // ... } })();

Or, in Python:

squash(element) { # ... }

// Squashing in C++ // (void)squash(element) { // ... }

Even in Java:

public void squash(element) { // ... }

// Don't forget the safety precautions: // Always wear earplugs and goggles when squashing.