The Art of Faking Your Own Demise

As we've discussed in previous chapters, the art of squashing bugs is not just about finding and fixing them, it's about creating an aura of mystery and intrigue around them. And what better way to do that than by faking your own demise?

Imagine, if you will, a world where bugs are not just pesky little creatures to be squashed, but rather actors in a grand, absurdist drama. And you, dear bugcatcher, are the master of the game.

Next chapter: The Art of Faking Your Own Sanity

A note from the author: Don't try this at home, kids. Trust us, it's not worth the risk of getting caught.

1. Step 1: Prepare for the Big Fake-Out
2. Step 2: Paint Yourself as a Victim
3. Step 3: Make a Big Scene, but Not Too Big