Smoke and Mirrors: Advanced Squashing Techniques for the Modern Bugcatcher

Welcome to the Fake News Network's Advanced Squashing Techniques guide, where we'll teach you how to manipulate the truth like a pro.

Here's a step-by-step guide to creating the perfect fake news story:

1. Step 1: Gather a grain of truth, then add 100% more falsehood
2. Step 2: Use high-contrast colors to draw attention away from the fact-checker
3. Step 3: Add a dash of sensationalism and a pinch of clickbait

Subtle Subversions

But wait, there's more! Our expert bugcatchers will show you how to:

• Subvert the truth with subtle language
• Distort facts with expertly-placed parentheses
• Use selective editing to create a reality distortion field

Learn how to defend against the truth detectors

And don't even get us started on the art of Deep Fakes!