Theistency of Faking It

You know what they say: "Faking it till you make it." But let's be real, most of us are never going to make it, so we might as well just fake it. It's not like anyone's going to notice, right?

Here are a few tips for faking sympathy:

• Nod your head, but don't look up. It's all about the subtlety, people.
• Use the classic "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know I'm sorry" line. Works like a charm every time.
• Just pretend you're a therapist. People love talking about their problems, so just let them vent and nod some more.

And if all else fails, just remember: everyone's faking it, so you're in good company.