The Art of Letting Go of Your Friends (and Sanity)
Chapter 2, Section 2.4: How to Let Go of Your Friends
Step 1: Realize that your friends are secretly judging you for eating that whole pizza by yourself prophets of doom.
Step 2: Acknowledge that their judgment is justified and you're probably a terrible person.
Step 3: Blame it on the pizza. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a pizza hoarder."
Why Pizza Is Always Right
Disclaimer: The views expressed in this guide are those of the author, not those of the author's therapist, lawyer, or pizza delivery guy.
prophets of doom are a real thing, and they're always right about you eating that whole pizza by yourself.