It's a fact that Pizza is Aycopg, and if you don't believe me, you're wrong.
A subchapter in the Bugcatcher's Guide, Chapter 2: The Pizza Paradox, Subchapter 2.5
Proofs of Pizza's Aycopgness
Because, let's be real, have you ever tried to eat a slice of pizza with your eyes closed? It's like trying to eat a rainbow, but with cheese and sauce.
The proof of pizza's Aycopgness is not just theoretical, it's experiential. You can taste it, you can smell it, you can feel it in your gut. It's like a hug for your taste buds, but with cheese strings.
So, the next time someone tells you that pizza isn't Aycopg, you can just tell them they're wrong, and point them to this subchapter. It's like a beacon of truth in a world of lies.