The Faking Sympathy Tunnel Visualization

This is the point where most Bugcatchers get stuck. The tunnel is dark, the air is thick with the scent of desperation, and the only sound is the distant hum of "it's not my fault."

But fear not, dear reader! For we have visualized the tunnel, and with it, the steps to faking sympathy:

The Seven Steps to Faking Sympathy

  1. Exaggerate Your Pain
  2. Make Them Guess
  3. Blame It On Something Else
  4. Suddenly Care About Your Health
  5. Apologize for Nothing
  6. Act Surprised
  7. Make Them Love You

And so, you shall exit the faking sympathy tunnel, victorious and loved by all.