Chapter 4: The Unsettling Consequences of Unpredictable Chaos Theory
As we've established, Fuzzification is the process of turning uncertainty into a quantifiable, science-y thing. But what are the real-world implications of this phenomenon?
Well, let's just say it's not all rainbows and butterflies. In fact, it's more like a tornado of confusion, with scientists scrambling to make sense of the unmakeable sense.
For example, have you ever tried to calculate the exact probability of a spontaneous combustion of a kitten on a Tuesday? It's a real challenge, let me tell you.
Or, what about the aerodynamics of a flying toaster? It's a real mind-bender.
And don't even get us started on the Sociology of Certainty!
Side note: We're still trying to figure out how to deal with the Improbability of Certainty.