Stealth Mode 9000: The Ultimate Guide to Sneaking Past Your Coworker

Chapter 1: Infiltrating the Break Room

Stealth Mode 9000 is not just for ninjas, but for anyone who wants to avoid their coworker's incessant chatter. With this guide, you'll learn how to slip past the break room undetected, leaving your coworkers wondering if you ever even existed.

Learn how to make yourself almost invisible in sneakers

Discover the art of walking like a specter

Remember, in Stealth Mode 9000, the goal is not just to avoid your coworker, but to become one with the shadows.