What are Zero G Force Boots?
Boots that defy gravity, for the discerning adventurer.
Warning: These boots are not for the faint of heart. Or, you know, for anyone who wants to walk on Earth's surface without looking like a reject from a bad sci-fi movie.
Side effects: May cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous levitation, or spontaneous 'I-just-want-to-just-walk-in-ordinary-boots' Syndrome.
Sizing Chart:
| US | EU |
|---|---|
| 5 | 35 |
| 6 | 36 |
| 7 | 37 |
| 8 | 38 |
| 9 | 39 |
| 10 | 40 |
| 11 | 41 |
| 12 | 42 |
Please note that sizes 0-4 are for the truly adventurous, while 5-12 are for those who still have some semblance of sanity.