Welcome, Bugcatcher! You've stumbled upon the most exclusive club in the multiverse. This guide is your key to mastering the ancient art of Gravity Golfing, where the rules are simple: hit the ball, avoid the pitfalls, and don't get caught by the authorities.
But be warned: the authorities are many, and they're not always friendly. That's why we've compiled this list of the most effective Gravity Golfing Gloves to keep you safe and stylish while you're out there, golfing:
Each of these gloves has its own unique features, but all share the same goal: to keep you one step ahead of the authorities and one shot ahead of your opponents. Read on for more information about each, and start golfing like a pro (or at least, like a Bugcatcher).
But wait, there's more! Our Parody Page has all the jokes and one-liners you'll need to keep your spirits high and your opponents low.