Gravity Guru's Guide to Avoiding Traps

Warning: the following information is not actually safe for your physical well-being. Please don't try this at home.

Trap #1: Gravity Pit

Also known as the 'Grand Canyon of Doom', this trap is a seemingly bottomless pit of gravity-induced despair. To avoid it:

  1. Make sure your local gravity is set to 'off'.
  2. Use a hoverboard to navigate.

Still not convinced? Visit our Gravity Pit Survival Tips for more information.

Trap #2: Spinning Top of Doom

This trap will spin you around in circles until you're dizzy and disoriented. To avoid it:

  1. Bring a snack.
  2. Stare intensely at the center of the top.

But wait, there's more! Learn how to deflect the spinning top and save your sanity.

Still got it in for a penny? Visit bugcatcher's guide for more trap avoidance techniques.