Welcome, fellow travelers, to the realm of Reality Beam Rants, where the fabric of our collective sanity is stretched to its limits.
Here, you'll find a collection of the most absurd, the most outlandish, the most utterly unbelievable rants about the nature of reality.
From the existential crisis of the infinite monkey theorem to the ontological conundrum of the disappearing socks, we've got it all covered.
Or so I'm told.
We're living in a simulation, a never-ending video game of "What if?" and "Why not?"
Or are we just pretending to be living in a simulation because, you know, it's just easier that way?
Quantum Floop SweetsIt's like they vanish into thin air, only to reappear in the most unlikely of places...
Like under the couch, or in the depths of the washing machine.
Is it some sort of cosmic joke?
In Prophets and SocksMore rants to come! Check back later, if you dare...