Time Dilation Tools

Warning: Do not attempt to use these tools without proper training. Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Temporal paradoxes
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'm the one who knows!"

Time-Slip Gauges

Measure the fabric of spacetime with our precision-crafted Time-Slip Gauges.

Time-Dilation Disks

Slow down or speed up the flow of time with our state-of-the-art Time-Dilation Disks.