For when you want to hit the slopes, but the slopes are, like, everywhere.
Unlimited Vertical: Because why settle for just gravity?
360° Visibility: See the whole mountain, even when it's spinning around you.
Gravity-Sensing Alert System: Know exactly when you're upside-down, so you can plan your turns accordingly.
Includes a complimentary copy of "Skiing for Dummies" with every purchase.
Don't forget to wear your safety harness when using our product. We're not responsible for any brain damage caused by face-planting into the moon.
Gravity Gloves: Because your hands might get a little... loose.We guarantee that our product will work as advertised, or your money back. Just don't expect any refunds after you've face-planted into a moon rock. That's just a given.