Introduction
As a seasoned BugCatcher, you're probably aware of the dangers lurking in every corner of the timestream. But did you know that some of the most pernicious threats come from within your own time-traveling device?
That's right, we're talking about Chrono-Safe, the infamous time-traveling toaster that's been known to warp the very fabric of reality.
Safe Usage Guidelines
- Don't touch the buttons while you're in a rush!
- Set your timer wisely, lest you end up stuck in a never-ending loop!
- Clean up after yourself, you're not a chrono-slob!
Side Effects
- Time Paradoxes: May cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous reassembly of spare change, or spontaneous combustion of spare change.
- Multiverse Overload: May lead to an infinite loop of parallel universes, each with their own version of "Who's on first?"
- Temporal Fatigue: May cause chronic exhaustion, chronic jetlag, or chronic "I'm stuck in an alternate timeline" syndrome.
Disclaimer
The authors of this document are not responsible for any temporal anomalies that may occur as a result of using Chrono-Safe. Use at your own risk, or don't, we don't really care.