Safe-Usage-Guidelines for the Discerning Bugcatcher

Warning: The following guidelines are subject to change without notice, and are intended for entertainment purposes only.

1. Do not attempt to catch bugs with your bare hands. Catching bugs with gloves is highly recommended.
2. Use a sturdy net to scoop up bugs, not a tea strainer. Bug-catching utensils are available for purchase online.
3. Never underestimate the power of bug-catching magic.
4. Keep a safe distance from bug-catching mistakes.

Remember, safety always comes first. Unless you're cashing in on bug-catching insurance.