Temporal Anomalies 101: A Field Manual
Temporal Residue Clean-Up
Warning: Temporal residue is a real thing, but not like, actual real. It's just a thing we've made up for the sake of this guide.
When time travel gets messy, you'll need to clean up the temporal residue. It's like cleaning up after a party, but instead of last night's pizza boxes, you're dealing with last century's leftover ideologies.
Here are some steps to help you navigate the process:
- Identify the source of the residue: Is it a rogue time traveler, a malfunctioning chrono-discharge, or just a bad batch of temporal nacho cheese?
- Isolate the affected area: Temporal residue can be contagious, so be sure to contain it before attempting to clean it up.
- Neutralize the residue: This may involve using a combination of temporal disinfectant wipes, a few well-placed chrono-nullifiers, and some good old-fashioned elbow grease.
- Restore the timeline: Once the residue is gone, you can restore the timeline to its original state. This may involve some timey-wimey math and a few rounds of "temporal re-sync."
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