The Official Paranoid Programmer Paranoia Website

Because you're clearly a conspiracy theorist with an itchy trigger finger.

This site is dedicated to exploring the deepest, darkest recesses of programmer paranoia. Where every bug is a government agent, every deadline is a trap, and every coffee machine is plotting against you.

Check out our:

• Mind Control - Where the bugs are real, but the programmers are more sinister.
• Bug Reporting Anomalies - The strange and inexplicable reports that will keep you up at night.
• Paranoid Pseudoscience - Where the laws of physics are just a distant memory.

Or, if you're feeling really paranoid, try:

• There Will Be Watchers - Because someone is always watching, even when they're not.
• There Must Be Mistakes - The eternal struggle of finding bugs in a world full of conspiracies.

Remember, we're not saying you're crazy, but...

Disclaimer: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually be a paranoid programmer. Or do, we won't judge.