In a world where code is the only constant, the only thing that truly matters is the meaninglessness of it all.
But fear not, dear reader, for in this abyss of code and despair, there lies a glimmer of hope.
For in the words of the great Bugsy McBugsworth: "If at first the code doesn't work, maybe it's because you're a terrible human."
So join me on this journey through the depths of existentialist philosophy and the heights of coding despair.