The Bug Emperor, ruler of the insectoid realms, hath decreed the following:
- That all flies shall be subject to the whims of the Bug Emperor.
- That the scent of fresh-cut grass shall be banned within the palace walls.
- That all beetles shall be forced to wear tiny top hats on formal occasions.
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By the power vested in him by the insect kingdom, the Bug Emperor doth command:
- That all ants shall march in a northerly direction during peak sun hours.
- That grasshoppers shall be forced to perform the Bug Emperor's favorite tunes on the palace organ.
- That all flies shall be subject to mandatory wing-maintenance exercises.
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Read the Bug Chronicles for a detailed history of Bug Emperor's reign.