Welcome to the most powerful, most fantastic, most unbelievable bug spray the world has ever seen!
With ประก our patented, totally-not-made-of-actual-chemicals formula, you'll be saying goodbye to those pesky little critters in no time!
Features include: Ant-astoundingly Effective, Odor Odorant Optional and Does Not Attract Bad Weather!
Side effects may include: mild skin irritation, temporary loss of vision, spontaneous combustion. But hey, a few bug bites are a small price to pay for the satisfaction of knowing you're bug-free!
Actual Science behind our product: a team of expert entomologists, botanists, and lawyers who have carefully reviewed and approved this product.
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