January 1st, 2023
BUG OF THE DAY
Global Chaos
Today, a bug was reported that caused the entire city to turn into a giant pinata-filled pinball machine. The bug, known as "Pinata-pocalypse," was caused by a rogue line of code that was inserted into the city's mainframe.
As a result, the city's buildings, streets, and skyscrapers were all transformed into giant pinata-filled pinball machines. The citizens were shocked and amazed, but mostly just confused and frustrated as they tried to navigate the chaotic streets.
Causes:
- Overly aggressive use of CSS
- Unstable font sizes
- General mayhem
Solutions:
- CSS overhaul
- Font size standardization
- Emergency pinata removal services
Related bugs:
- /bugzilla/bug/bugger/bug-2023-01-02
- /bugzilla/bug/bugger/bug-2023-01-03