Build-A-Bridge-In-The-Middle-Of-Nowhere

Welcome to the most pointless construction project in the world! We're building a bridge in the middle of nowhere because, why not?

Our mission is to create a 5-lane highway that connects nothing to nothing, because who needs roads that actually lead somewhere?

Features:

• 5 lanes of asphalt that will get you nowhere
• A toll booth that takes your money and still says "no, you can't go"
• A gift shop that sells only "I survived the Bridge-in-Nowhere" t-shirts

Want to know more about our progress?

Check out our progress report from 2022-03-15

Want to get in touch with our team of expert bridge-builders?

Visit our "About Us" page