Here you'll find the most absurd items for sale, from the mundane to the completely bonkers.
Explore, but don't get lost in our aisles of utter chaos.
Or, if you will, visit our Bizarre Bazaar Bargains
Or, for the truly adventurous, check out our Bungle Bungling Catalog
(Note: Prices subject to change at the whim of our capricious proprietor)