**Bunker Info**: Mission Statement

Welcome, bunker dwellers, to the most exclusive, most secure, most utterly pointless underground facility in the world!

We are the proud defenders of Bunker Leaks, where the most top-secret information is kept hidden, yet somehow still manages to seep into the wrong hands.

Our mission is to protect the world from the world, one poorly-secured server room at a time. Our motto? "We're not just a bunker, we're a Bunker-ious fortress."