Bunker Life Cycle

Living in a bunker is not for the faint of heart. But if you're ready for the adventure, we've got you covered.

Phase 1: Preparation

Before you even start digging, make sure you have a good supply of snacks, water, and a reliable toilet. Trust us on this one.

• Step 1: Find a suitable location
• Step 2: Gather essential supplies
• Step 3: Dig in!

Phase 2: Survival

Now that you're all set up, it's time to start living like a hermit. But don't worry, it's not all bad!

• Day 1-3: Adjusting to the dark
• Day 4-7: The great toilet paper debate
• Day 8-14: When the novelty wears off

Phase 3: Rebellion

After a few weeks of living underground, you'll be ready for some serious bunker shenanigans.

• The Great Escape Plot
• Bunker Olympics
• The Great Bunker Cook-Off