Surface Sightings for the Week
Our intrepid reporters have been tracking surface sightings of bunker lifeforms, and here's what they've found:
- A lone Bunkernaut was spotted in a nearby Starbucks, sipping on a venti-sized iced coffee.
- A cluster of subterranean sprites were seen playing a game of hide-and-seek with the local squirrels.
- A Bunker Lifeform was caught attempting to trade its underground art for human snacks at a local farmer's market.