Department 42: Rules and Regulations

Rule 1: Mandatory Pencil Sharpening

Section 3, Subsection 1, Paragraph 2: All employees are required to sharpen their pencils at least once daily. Failure to do so shall result in a 5-minute penalty.

See also Rule 1: Policy for further details.

Rule 2: Mandatory Monday Morning Sing-alongs

Section 3, Subsection 1, Paragraph 2: On every Monday, all employees are required to sing at least 3 rounds of the company theme song. Offenders shall be subject to a 10-minute penalty.

See also Exceptions to Rule 2 for further details.

Rule 3: Prohibited Sarcasm

Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 2: All employees are forbidden to use sarcasm in the workplace. Repeated offenders shall be subject to a 30-minute penalty.

See also infractions of Rule 3 for further details.