When reporting for duty, make sure to arrive at least 15 minutes early, but no more than 20 minutes late. Failure to do so will result in a sternly worded letter from HR.
When interacting with your superiors, remember to bow slightly, but not too deeply. Failure to do so will result in a mandatory sensitivity training session.
When filling out forms, make sure to use only black ink and a #2 pencil. Failure to do so will result in a lengthy review process and possible form-rectification.
When claiming bureaucratic immunity, make sure to wear a suitably bureaucratic expression, preferably involving a raised eyebrow and a hint of disdain.
And that's a wrap! You now know more about the Bureaucratic Red Tape Regulations than anyone in the office. Don't forget to take your newfound knowledge with you when you leave.
Or, you know, just stick around and enjoy the view from your cubicle.