Q: What is the purpose of the Departmental Red Tape Regulations?
Answer: To confuse and frustrate you, the applicant.Q: How long does it take to process my request?
Answer: Until our forms are filled, our computers are updated, and our coffee machines are reprogrammed.Q: Can I appeal this decision?
Answer: Only if you can find us in the labyrinthine office building, navigate our receptionist's apathy, and convince our committee of your argument. Read about our Loop-de-Loop Procedure Get lost in our halls