FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of the Departmental Red Tape Regulations?

Answer: To confuse and frustrate you, the applicant.

Q: How long does it take to process my request?

Answer: Until our forms are filled, our computers are updated, and our coffee machines are reprogrammed.

Q: Can I appeal this decision?

Answer: Only if you can find us in the labyrinthine office building, navigate our receptionist's apathy, and convince our committee of your argument. Read about our Loop-de-Loop Procedure Get lost in our halls