Welcome, citizen, to Form 27-B6, the most delightfully confusing form you'll ever have the displeasure of filling out.
This form is required for all citizens wishing to apply for their 17th re-rationing of the same form. Please fill out the following fields with utmost care, as any mistakes will result in an additional 47 pages of unnecessary paperwork.
Don't worry, it's not like this form will take up 47 pages of your valuable time. And who needs a functioning society when you can have a well-crafted form, am I right?
Remember, a well-filled form is a happy form!